Saturday, November 29, 2008

ARTICLE 48

A Bro never publicly reveals how many chicks he’s banged.


Corollarllarllary: A Bro also never reveals how many chicks another Bro has banged.

When a chick meets a Bro, there are three things she wants
to know:
1. How much money does he make?
2. Is he shorter than her?
3. How many chicks has he banged?

Eventually, she will figure out the first two, but a Bro never answers the third question. If, however, a Bro feels compelled
to answer (i.e., sex is being withheld until he supplies a tally), he can calculate an acceptable number using the following formula:

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