A Bro shall not sleep with another Bro’s sister. However, a Bro shall
not get angry if another Bro says, “Dude, your sister’s hot!”
Corollarllarllary: It’s probably best for everyone if Bros just hide pictures of their sisters when other Bros are coming over
Chececklilist for Bro-Proofing Your Homeme
o Hide all pictures of hot sisters, moms, and first cousins.
o Open liquor bottles and dust the bar area to give the impression you actually use it.
o As a courtesy, move printed porn from the bedroom to
the bathroom.
o Scan DVR playlist and remove embarrassing television pro-grams like daytime talk shows.
o Open all windows.
o Display all remote controls on the coffee table, regardless of functionality.
o Disconnect answering machine, or . . .
o Call Mom an hour before your Bros arrive.
o Sign out of email account.
o Usher girlfriend/booty call
off the premises.
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