Canadian Citizenship(From barneys blog)

The Official Canadian Citizenship Test for Canadian Citzenship


1) Do you want to be a Canadian?


2) Really?


3) Which is more fun?


eh) Watching hockey

b) Having Sex


4) Alex Trebek is ________


eh) Canadian

b) Creepy

c) Canadian and Creepy


5) Which country do you most wish you were really a citizen of?


eh) U.S.A.

b) All of the above


6) Moose are __________


eh) A National Treasure

b) Good eats

c) Proctoring this test


7) The colors of the Canadian Flag are:


eh) Red and White

b) Maple Syrup and Mountie

c) Cold


8) Canada's Biggest Export is:


eh) Petroleum

b) Teeth

c) Mustachioed Game Show Hosts


9) Boxing Day is:


eh) A Holiday celebrated the day after Christmas

b) A day devoted to punching people? The sounds awesome!


10) If you answered "yes" to questions 1 and 2, there is still time to back out. Just get up and walk away and no will be the wiser.